Boo, I know what you mean, when he slapped her backside so it was sore, I thought 'god, you'd be smoking your dick if you did that to me '. He's loathsome.
the free sample on amazon was enough for me. I have to restrain myself when folk post on here asking for books as good as FSOG because it was so wonderful...even worse when they say they skipped over the sex to get on with the story.
I only read an excerpt-the opening pages I think....was bored from the start...and shocked at how cheesy and amatuerish the writing was. I suspect the people reading it don't usually read...so haven't a clue what's good-they just want the titillation.