Venom...

[Jemisa]

Snake Venom

One day a happy couple Jay and Marie were walking through the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay’s leg and bit his penis Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend has been bitten by a snake on his penis"

The doctor told her "Madam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself"
Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom"
The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do"
So Marie goes running to her boyfriend
When she gets there Jay says with great pain "So what did the doctor say?"

Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die"

[starone]

tee-hee - another good one jem.

[tonyav]

LOL.

[marval]

Ooh lol

[beso]

BTW Sucking would not be recommended by a hospital. Bind the limb. (Could be tricky!)

I live in Australia, home of the world's most venomous snakes.

[Quizmonkey]

That makes no sense.

[Jemisa]

Beso, For Gawds sake give us a break... you've spoiled my joke now.
Tchk Tchk.

jem.

[RevArkwright]

Quite funny, but such an old joke.

[Jemisa]

QM Think about it... How old are you??

Jem

[mike11111]

A goo joke as originally told, but it ought to be two guys in the Outback, to make it really work.

[Jemisa]

Good thinking Batman :)

Jem