The Altar Boy's Confession

[starone]

>
> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
> I have been with a loose girl.'
>
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
>
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
>
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
> !
> 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
>
> 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you
> may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
>
> 'I cannot say.'
>
> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
>
> 'I'll never tell.'
>
> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
>
> ! 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
>
> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
>
> 'My lips are sealed.'
>
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
>
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
>
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to
> atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go
and behave yourself.'
>
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
> whispers, 'What'd you get?'
>
> 'Four months vacation and five good leads...'

[marval]

lol

[Psybbo]

LOL

[cupid04]

I hope he's practicing safe sex like marval's avatar!

[tonyav]

LOL, brilliant.