Shipwrecked.

[moonraker558]

Myself, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. We found ourselves stranded on a desert island.

After being there a while, we got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As I sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the me. Soon, I leaned over to the sheep and put my arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until I had to take my arm from around the sheep. After that, we all continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was TTFN, the most beautiful woman the I had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when I rescued her, and I slowly nursed her back to health. When TTFN was well enough, I introduced her to our evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, I started to get "those feelings" again. I fought them as long as I could, but I finally gave in and leaned over to TTFN, cautiously, and whispered in her ear...

"Could you take the dog for a walk?"

[albaqwerty]

LOL

[tamborine]

thuuuuud - on your head, dog attacks her in your defence, more thuuuds till dog is stunned. Sheep run across road causing traffic gridlock which is on morning sky news, headlined "wild cat loose". Helicopters & police scrambled for public safety at cost of £Bns! Moral: stay put in bed.

[LochNessMonster]

Lol !

Bet the dog was in ruff with you.

[seekeerz]

cor, you're game, moonie - just wait till ena reads this !!

[Jemisa]

Good 'un. Moony:
Jem

[Gizmonster]

Haha - good un :)

[ttfn]

Moony - you old romantic :))))))))))) ROFL . Keep 'em coming ♥

I just know that dog was his guide dog ...

I honestly believe that mrs moony is nearing saintdom ;)

[Ann]

LOL - Is this a competition between you and Mrs O?

[Psybbo]

LOL, DT will be furious

[ttfn]

tbh Ann - I cannot remember how this all started, but it was definitely Moony's doing.

I think it must be one of those attractions twixt heaven and hell.

Maybe, one day we will meet up - expect a meteor shower the likes of which will be unsurpassed.

[moonraker558]

I didn't know I had a unsure passage.

[moonraker558]

TTFN & Moony go to church one Sunday. Halfway through the service, TTFN leans over and whispers in to Moony's ear, "I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" Moony replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

[marval]

lol