Waddle

[Aytee]

Lord Ponsenby Smyth is in the bath and calls for his butler Waddle. “I say Waddle, could you fetch me a whisky and a newspaper please, there’s a good chappie”. Waddle says certainly your honour sir, and heads for the door. As he is leaving,Lord Ponsenby let’s go an enormous underwater bottom-raspberry, but the faithful butler ignores this and walks out.

Five minutes later he is back carrying a glass of whisky, a copy of the Financial Times and a hot water bottle. Lord Posenby is puzzled, “I say Waddle, I asked you for a whisky, and you bring me a glass of my finest malt. I asked for a newspaper, and you bring me today’s FT. Perfect, but why are you carrying that other thing?”. The butler replies, “I’m sorry your lordship, but as I was walking out I could have sworn I heard you say, “what-about-a-water-bottle-Waddle?”

[Postdog]

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[Georgiesmum]

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[Aytee]

It's not the same when you have to explain................

[ll_billym]

His fart sounded like he was speaking and asking for a water bottle. Waddle.