Jokes Round-Up

[AB Editor]

Good day!

You may have noticed that the Jokes section can now hold its head high as a top-level topic (rather than being hidden amongst then skirts of Phrases & Sayings).

To celebrate, here's a few of my favourite jokes from the last week or so:

Guardian Cryptic Was Just So Easy Today!

Day Out

The End

Insult

Going Up In The World

Got any jokes you'd like to share?

[vivandorron]

Some folk do have a strange sense of humour.:-)

Ron.

[Bazile]

To be mentioned once in despatches by the Ed ( we are not worthy ) is indeed an honour , but to be mentioned thrice - well what can i say :-)

[Bazile]

This one still creases me up

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1171471.html

[vivandorron]

Doggone it !. What next. :-)

Ron.

[starone]

How about a joker's badge ed?

[moonraker558]

Years ago Moony used to run a Cafe . One day a little old lady came in and sat down and ordered a cheeseburger. After a while Moony bellowed, "One burger!" Then he grabbed a hunk of chopped meat, stuffed it into his bare armpit, pumped his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tossed it onto the grill. The old lady said, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" The cashier said, "Really? You should be here in the morning when he makes the donuts!"

[vivandorron]

Do you know , I never realised that there was any meat in a cheeseburger.!!

One certainly gets information on AB ...even if the jokes are oldies.:-)

Ron.

[moonraker558]

A retired gentleman went to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. The man looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asked. The woman paused and then said, "Unbutton your shirt." The man opened his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair. The woman said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," as she processed his Social Security application. When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants--you might have qualified for disability, too."

[JonnyBoy12]

I am not so sure, Bazille. I found that joke to be in very 'paw' taste!

[AB Editor]

"How about a joker's badge ed?"

Maybe 20/40/100+ jokes posted in Jokes with at least one answer?

[vivandorron]

Ed...I think that's your best joke!! :-)

Ron.

[Flyhalf]

Thanks, Ed.

[vivandorron]

This thread has now appeared to have developed into an issue concerning Badges.

I have three, and, although I have been a critic of the awards being issued, I am now falling into the system as being a good bit of fun. However, I would wish ABers to know how I have been awarded my honours.:-

DEBATER... A chap with a lot to say, but often it is complete nonsense.

QUICK DRAW....Regularly shoots from the hip and, occasionally, hits the target. Although often shoots himself in the foot

NERD...Sure is; but not in the Technical sense. The guy's a halfwit.

Ron

[Devonian]

Two highly respected bishops were discussiing the lack of morals by today's younger generation. One said "Unlike today's youngsters I never slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The second bishop thought for a while and then said "I'm not sure. What was her maiden name?"