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Great Senior Moment!...
Great Senior Moment!
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed an interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar
protester in Londons Kings Cross station..
There were protesters handing out pamphlets on the evils of Great Britain,. I politely declined to take one.
The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet,
which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young
lady said, "'scuse me Mrs,, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?"
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea ,
and a son in the Falkland war.
All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick
this umbrella up your @rse and open it."
~ God Bless G. B.
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed an interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar
protester in Londons Kings Cross station..
There were protesters handing out pamphlets on the evils of Great Britain,. I politely declined to take one.
The elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet,
which she politely declined.
The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice the young
lady said, "'scuse me Mrs,, don't you care about the children of Iraq ?"
The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea ,
and a son in the Falkland war.
All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick
this umbrella up your @rse and open it."
~ God Bless G. B.
Answers
corby-loo We're in the joke section. Doesn't matter how old it is or where the location is, as long as someone gets a smile out of it, job done.
If you have got a joke thats hot off the press today & is situated local then do tell--- Quick--- Before it gets too old. :)
jem
If you have got a joke thats hot off the press today & is situated local then do tell---
jem
13:30 Sun 07th Oct 2012