the broken leg...
The Broken leg...............
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago...""Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning
.""Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room.
She asked me if there was anything I wanted.I said, "No, everything is fine.""Are you sure?" she asked."I'm sure," I said."Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know."I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?""
Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, " it dawned on me what she meant,
I fell off the roof!"