The Rule of Three.

[daftgrandad]

Sitting in the old folks home,Madge moaned to Bessie,"I can't believe I'm
going to die a virgin"
"Don't be so ridiculous,,"replied Bessie,"you've been married three times."
"That doesn't mean anything I'm still as pure as the driven snow" said Madge.
Bessie was having none of it,"Come on then expain yourself"

"Well said Madge "George was a psychologist,all he wanted to do was talk about
it"
"Henry was a gynaecologist,all he wanted to do was look at it"
"Fred was a stamp collector."
"God how I miss Fred"

[marval]

lol

[JonnyBoy12]

This joke is 'virgin' on the ridiculous!