Close Shave

[TOWIE]

Mr. T and Me got ourselves locked in the Cemetery this afternoon- had been tending family graves, drove to main gates and there to greet us was a dirty big padlock on the double gates. We didn't spot the very small notice that said 'Gates Closed at 3.30 today'......both eyeing each other up deciding who would give who a bunk up to get over he railings to summon help.....but my fingers were hovering over the 999 button on my phone.

Drove around the cemetery to look for any other wallys who hadn't seen the notice.....then in the distance we spotted the Council Van driving around looking for other idiots like us............

Red faced we were let out of the gates....

[mrs_overall]

Were you scared stiff?

[TOWIE]

No, but I have a cold and couldn't stop coffin.....boom boom

[mrs_overall]

Did the man in the council van have a skeleton key?

[Hopkirk]

Enough Mrs O, enough

[mrs_overall]

Hopkirk - spoilsport! I've only just started

[TOWIE]

No Mrs. O. but he did look gravely ill........

[gness]

If we keep digging will we get more than the bare bones of this story?

[gness]

TOWIE....You didn't by any chance take bricks and cement into the cemetery with you....did you?

[ELVIS68]

Why have a bunk up to decide who goes over the railings?

Tossing a coin would have been more respectful

[JonnyBoy12]

What do you call 2 raincoats in a cemetery?


Max Bygraves!

[TOWIE]

hahaha gness, now that would have been handy, we could have built steps to get over the railings and wouldn't have needed a bunk up, sorry Elvis, leg up......{:o)