007

[joeluke]

I was at a James Bond themed fancy dress party last night when a chunky blonde came up to me

"Hey there gorgeous, you make a great Daniel Craig." she purred. "The way you stand, the look in your eye and that half-pout he does."

"Thanks a lot, you make a great Adele." I told her. "The way you tore through that buffet."

[Mick-Talbot]

Well i'm here now, so may as well comment.


That was Sugar, joe.

[DTCwordfan]

That's a little unfair - Apparently, Adele says she's been hurt by fat jokes about her and is going through a lot of pain.

That probably means a bakery's worth of Pain au Chocolat.

[Postdog]

It's the only example of a performance that doesn't start till the fat lady sings

[maggiebee]

Bad taste!

[weecalf]

If any one said to me you look like daniel craig Id say well you are no oil painting your self