A Quiet game of golf...

[Jemisa]

A man staggers into the A & E with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a field of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's @rse

That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,' Hey, this looks like yours!'"

[wardlaw]

Oh! Jemisa you crack me up! Brilliant!

[marval]

lol

[magicmick]

You will have to go a 'fairway' to beat that one jem:-)

[glasman]

Would that count as a hole in one?

[owdhamer]

A new member having wreaked havoc on the pristine course was having lunch when the club sec approached him and said the greensman wood like a word and i want a word with the greensman, the cabbage was cold, the cauli burnt and the broccoli soft.

[Jemisa]

owd, you make me laugh...

jem

[owdhamer]

As novice golfer i once took six shots to get out of a bunker, back in the clubhouse a wag says did your mum and dad never take you the seaside when you were little.

[Jemisa]

Cheeky girl, funny tho.

jem

[EDDIE51]

A lady golfer comes into the clubhouse and complains that she has been stung by a wasp.
'where were you stung' asked the secratary
'between the 1st and 2nd hole' is the reply
The secratary replys 'then your stance is too wide!'

[mazie]

Brilliant Jem x

[murraymints]

two men on 18th green ..one doffs his hat as a hearse carrying coffin passes by on adjoining road..."that was very nice of you""says one... replies.."well we were together for 50 years after all "

[starone]

Tee hee lots of jokes on that subject then.