In front of the TV!...

[Jemisa]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, flops down on the couch in front of the television, and calls his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."

She looks angry, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV?

You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..." The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."

[squarebear]

Hehe now that one I like.

[shooty]

Heard it before, but still a belter : )

[maggiebee]

OMG had to read it twice duh - slow today.

[tonyav]

LOL, it's a gud un, Jem.

[magicmick]

I was just going to ask for explanation then the penny dropped, nice one jem :)

[marval]

lol