Has This Been Tried Before?

[magicmick]

Choose a celeb past or present from music, film sport etc, and put their life into a 5 line limerick, I know there are some creative minds out there so give it a go. I will start with......

A boy from Tupeleo became King
Man he really could sing
He would belt out rock n roll
Till his life took it's toll
And his passing great sorrow did bring

[McMouse]

Cherie Blair with great favour confessed,

She'd been exorcised, thus finding rest,

But alack and alas

Her old demon came back

and now the old bags repossessed.

[marval]

Our Ed had a temporary home
In a garden as he was a gnome
Then he found Answerbank
And gave a big thank
So now he has no need to roam

[Svejk]

I was told there's a mod on AB
Who behaves like a bloody great baby
When I asked for their name
Was told "they're all the same"
I said"don't know about that,maybe.