Try to put out my bin...it's the garden waste one....full and getting smelly.
If I'm not back in twenty minutes will anyone not helping Eccles come looking for me please?
gness....make sure you remember to tie the string to your waist tightly, and don't drop yer lantern when you are fighting with the bin. god speed.....x
I donned my cloak Mark....cast my staff before the wind and rain. I beseeched or is it besought the Gods of the Met Office and behold......I still got flipping soaked.
Just think of the poor blighters who have to collect it in the wind and rain tomorrow gness.
Funnily enough it's our day for collection tomorrow as well. We've left out sacks of recycling paper.
Hope it doesn't blow away during the night.