Two fleas met in the South of France...

[MichaelZZ]

One said to the other, "Ey oop! How's tha' dooin'?" (These were Yorkshire fleas.)
"Ah'm perished!" said the second flea.
"How come?" said the first flea.
"I've just come all the way from Yorkshire in the moustache of bloke on a motorbike and ah'm perished!"
"What tha wants to do is get theesen down on to t'beach and find a nice ladygarden and tha'll soon get warmed through!"

Next day the two fleas met up again,
The first flea said, "Ey oop! How's tha' dooin'?"
"Ah'm perished!" said the second flea.
"What's tha mean, tha perished? Didn't you do like I said?"
"Oh yes! I found myself a nice warm, moist ladygarden. But five minutes later I'm back in the moustache of that bloke with the motorbike!"

[elliemay1]

So crude.

[plautus]

...and so funny.

[askyourgran]

Lol. good Yorkshire fleas them.

[elliemay1]

Not funny, imo!

[Jemisa]

Made me smile... :)
Jem

[starone]

Tee hee. Sex sells ellie.

[maggiebee]

Hears this years ago with Sophia Loren and Omar Sharif - still made me chuckle.