The Tent pole...

[Jemisa]

John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to take a note to his mummy . The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take it to her husband. The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come back to our bed..

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take it to her husband. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

[marval]

lol

[tenrec]

Love it!

[Psybbo]

LOL time to spread the blanket on the ground

[Jemisa]

Have you ever spread the blanket on the ground Sib?

Many moons ago in a cornfield I have...

jem

[askyourgran]

Lol good one Jem.

Corn fields are hell on the nylons jem.

[Jemisa]

What Nylons? AYG

jem

[shoota]

She's thinking about the yanks in 1943......

[askyourgran]

Jem did you not ever wear a suspender belt and stockings? Or even hold-ups,
todays women are either wearing tights or socks. Where is the glamour now.

[Jemisa]

Never wore a suspender belt, I used to wear a 'roll-on' because I had a tummy & was very concious of it. It had suspenders tho.Yes I wore stockings with a seam up the back, but I took them off on certain occasions.
(If you know what I mean)

jem