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[Chipchopper]

I recently went down to my local garage to get a slow puncture repaired,when I noticed one of the fitters standing behind a stack of tires and drinking from a can of brake fluid Concerned for the guys health, I said to him ";man, if you drink that stuff you're gonna kill yourself" He slowly turned around to me and growled ";I can stop any time I like"!

[McMouse]

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