Husband And Wife/ Before And After

[dickythecook]

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

[Psybbo]

Very, very clever xx

[albaqwerty]

oooh Dicky!! LOL

[bookbinder]

Ver ingenious! If that's all your own work, Dicky, award yourself some toffee!

[dickythecook]

You were missed you this morning alba. x

[jno]

what a bizarre conversation

"Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?"

[dickythecook]

I wish I was that clever BB

[albaqwerty]

I'll be back on parade tomorrow morning Dicky xx :-D
(I've missed you all too xxx)

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Very clever dicky.

[magicmick]

Very clever lol :-)

[squarebear]

I agree. Very clever.

[DTCwordfan]

very good - I like that....

[Sam1960]

and me :-)