Repeat Prescription...

[Jemisa]

An elderly gentleman went to the local chemists and asked the pharmacist to repeat his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist.

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore.
I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee in my slippers."

[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[magicmick]

I just got that today jem you stole my thunder lol :-)

[Jemisa]

Awww Magic!, sorree, i'll let you have it back after xmas. xx

jem

[askyourgran]

Lol the version I heard was that the man who always peed on his slippers went to Specsavers in the end because he had double vision and always went for the big one.

[excelsior-1]

nice one, jemisa

[Jemisa]

AYG, I like it. :)

Jem

[starone]

Very good and two for the price of one again so two lols.