Ufo Crash Landing

[Chipchopper]

It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England

A flying saucer hovered over a US air force base in a remote and dense pine forest, probably gathering intelligence

suddenly a violent bolt of lightening struck the craft, which interfered with the navigation system, causing it to crash among the trees

The UFO, a scout craft was badly damaged but the three alien crew where alive but somewhat shaken

The aliens realized they they had to find some food pretty soon or they would die, so they decided to set off on foot, while robot engineers began repairs to the ship

All they could find outside was pine cones and fern leaves, which proved inedible

their sensors indicated that some primitive life-forms may exist in the direction of some flashing festive lights in a small village about 1 and a 1/2 earth miles to the west

As the rain turned into a snow storm, they scrambled desperately through the thick undergrowth until they reached the village that consisted of 15 cottages, a pub, a church and a grocery store

The 4 foot beings sneaked stealthily into the store and began filling each others ruck sacks with food including Mars bars, Milky ways, Galaxy and bags of Monster munch

An elderly be speckled lady, who was serving behind the counter, suddenly caught site of the alien trio and screamed alarmingly at them and demanded that they put the items back or she would call the Police

With this the aliens ran from the shop, hell bent for leather, down through the woods and back to the craft

when they got back to safety they laughed uncontrollably as they got their breath back Spignoot, the younger of the three, recalled "did you see that Earthling woman, she must have had eyes in the front of her head"!

[Mick-Talbot]

That's a contender

[Baldric]

Ho Ho Ho!

[Mick-Talbot]

Well I have read it again, in case I missed something ........no, it's definitely a contender for worst joke I have ever read/heard.

[Baldric]

How's the Vulture doing Mick?



Ps,I agree

[zebo]

There's a very nice bacon-butty stand near where they probably crashed. The villages here with 15 cottages are unlikely to have a pub and a shop! OK, I'll stop being too literal, and wish everyone a hing six from Norfolk for a Merry Christmas.

[Chipchopper]

Good on ya Zebo
See you in the White Heart for a pint and a high six

[Old_Geezer]

Maybe you missed the last line Mick. That said it is one of those the teller enjoys telling, whilst everyone else groans and realises they can't get that last five minutes of their life back again.