Limericks Anyone???

[Slapshot]

There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of two different sizes
The one was so small
It weighed nothing at all
But the other had won several prizes

[dickythecook]

A young housewife begat
3 sons,Nat, Pat and Tat
the trouble in breeding
came at the feeding
She found there was no tit for tat

[Stephen_G]

The all-time classic:

There was a young fellow named Poole,
Once found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

[Canary42]

I hope this will run and run - it's giving me endless enjoyment :)

[dickythecook]

There was a young lady from Crewe
Found an elephants whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, Don't shout
or wave it about
or the others will all want one too