Arnie And Sly

[AlwaysConfused]

A director is screen-testing Arnold Schwartzenegger and Sylvester Stallone for a new film about classical composers. Not having figured out whom to give what role, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

Stallone say's 'I look up to Mozart. I want to be Mozart'. 'Very well' say's the director, 'Mozart you shall be'

The director turns to Arnie, and say's 'Sly wants to be Mozart, who would you like to be?' Arnie replies 'I'll be Bach'

[Svejk]

Well this thread had a rocky start but we made a good fist of it in the end