If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have £49.00 today!
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.
If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received £214.00...
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.