ChatterBank1 min ago
New Year - why?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Can't bear it. Why do people need another excuse to go out ang get sloshed? You can do that any day of the week!
I know I should be on the Grumpy Old Men TV show but I can't understand why anyonne would want to go into town, queue in sub zero temperatures to get into a pub they regularly frequent, pay on the door when they finally enter, wade to the bar through all the kids with their bottles of WKD, then eventually order two pints because it'll save you the hassle of rerurning to the bar through the scrum! Having got your two pints you now have to juggle them without spilling a drop as you find a 'quiet spot' in the pub!
At midnight you are grabbed by some ******** who wishes you all the best and kisses you on the cheek, even though you're both male! At the end of the 'festivities' you have to fight through another scrum to order a taxi, which you are reliably informed "will be at least another hour". Two hours later you get into your taxi and pay triple time rates for the 10 minute ride home!
Go out New Years Eve? I'd rather cut my tadger off with a rusty pen knife without anaesthetic!