I Have Been Punting

[marval]

Do gun manuals have a "trouble shooting?" section?


Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.


I've just seen a bunch of Mexicans packed into a tiny Ford playing the macarana and eating tortillas.
I think it was a Fiesta.


Ordered some stuff online the other day & I used my donor card instead of my debit card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.


I got a herb belt for Christmas.
Complete waist of thyme.


NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest.
If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches.


I was driving around the industrial estate in my Land Rover and saw a sign on the roundabout advertising a "4 x 4 specialist" so I pulled in.
Apparently, the answer's 16.


I took my dog to a car showroom today.
I turned to him and said, "They have an interesting Range Rover."


When I got depressed, I joined the Army.
I didn't have any experience or motivation, I just wanted a soldier to cry on.


To neigh or not to neigh.
That is equestrian.

[frugalfred]

Brilliant!

[marval]

Thank you

[excelsior-1]

superb, marval

[grasscarp]

I like these. Quite a lot.

[maggiebee]

Marval, these are great, especially the one about the 4 x 4 specialist. Have had to wipe coffee off the keyboard and screen.

[AlwaysConfused]

Just the sort of silliness I love!

[flump1]

Good ones Marval x

[starone]

I love these quick and easy jokes.

[tenrec]

Some good'ns there.