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Poor Blonde
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a drinks machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.
She opened her purse and put in a one pound coin, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out another pound and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for ordinary Coke and out came a Coke.
She immediately took another pound and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Lilt button. Out came a Lilt.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
She opened her purse and put in a one pound coin, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out another pound and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for ordinary Coke and out came a Coke.
She immediately took another pound and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Lilt button. Out came a Lilt.
As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
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