I Am Being Forced To Wear ...

[excelsior-1]

..soft French hats.

i have just got to grin and beret.

[Mick-Talbot]

Actually that was a Pork Pie.

[Prudie]

Has this thread peaked?

[boxtops]

That one caps it all

[Svejk]

Well that just about crowns it.

[Prudie]

I think it's the last straw

[Svejk]

I think we should pull a veil over this.

[boxtops]

was it Shakespeare who wrote "Hel Met by Moonlight, proud Titania"?

[bibblebub]

would you prefer a muff-box or a helmet?

[boxtops]

Is that like a jock-strap, bibble?