David...
David was in his new school 2nd class of the infants & when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for for work. All the typical answers came up — fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out to the alley with some bloke and do nasty things with him for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercise and took little David aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?” “No,” said David, “He works for the Cameron administration office, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”