A Few Smiles For A Dreery Day...

[Jemisa]

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some bloke who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!


The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.


I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, flump it, soldier on!

I woke up this morning at 8, and could feel something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.

[excelsior-1]

good ones, as usual, Jem

[maggiebee]

Ha ha ha Jem, wherever do you get them. Always love your jokes

[marval]

lol

[mallyh]

lol great jokes

[Zacs-Master]

Love the scrabble tiles one.

[starone]

Tee hee all good ones there.

[magicmick]

Good ones jem lol :-)

[Jemisa]

Maggie you are my BA here. x

jem

(PS> I can't tell you that coz I'd have to kill you if I did) :)

[maggiebee]

Just keep then coming Jem.