O Dear

[Bazile]

What totally embarrising thing have you done or someone you know , done

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267824/Receptionist-fiance-left-red-faced-sends-email-discussing-sex-life-entire-office.html

[Hopkirk]

A girl I used to know worked as an air stewardess for a well known British charter airline.

She felt a bit bloated one day, but carried on.

She was mid cabin serving drinks from the bar trolley and someone asked for a beer.

The beer cans were in the bottom drawer, so she bent down but accidentally squeezed out a fart as she did so.

She was suitably embarrassed, but hoped no one noticed.

Behind her she heard a little voice "Mum, she just farted in my face"

[Smowball]

LOL to both of those.

[Tilly2]

I get really embarrassed when I type a spelling mistake on here.

[Zacs-Master]

Me two.

[Stephen_G]

I'll 'fess up to falling over this morning. It has been snowing here and it was covering a patch of ice that I didn't see. Landed on right hip and bashed my wrist a little. Had a good look round but didn't see anyone.

On the subject of botty burps, I can remember a woman launching one that lasted for about 5 seconds. She had bent over to sign her name in the signing in book. She went bright red and explained that she'd been having a few stomach-related problems. We applauded her for longevity and tone!

[Svejk]

Me to.

[Svejk]

Oops

[missprim]

Sitting on the top deck of a double decker bus which stopped at a bus stop. Looked down to see 2 girls (about my age at the time) waving up at me. Didn't have my glasses on so couldn't see who they were but thought I'd better wave back enthusiastically. I then faced forward only to see a girl sitting on the seat in front of me waving to them! Yes, they were waving to her.