Jesus Is Whatching You!!!!

[RATTER15]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

[maggiebee]

Nice one Ratter

[NanaLooby]

I too have this problem and I have been separated from my ex for 31 yrs, he still thinks its ok to video me in the street, follow me in the car, find out every new address I move to ect ect. The police do nothing about it as they consider it a domestic.

[Graham-W]

I'm sorry to hear that NanaLooby. Perhaps you should poison the parrot and shoot the Rottweiler.

[marval]

Good one Ratter

[Svejk]

Yes Nana, or just stop breaking into peoples houses.

[Svejk]

Ps. Is your ex in the Neighbourhood Watch?

[frugalfred]

What happened to the Polyfilla joke?

[Maydup]

Jesus, that's a good joke.

[ummmm]

Lol..

[askyourgran]

Ha ha ha RATTER, good one.

[carrust]

I've just got a new Christian mob phone....It's on pray as you go....