I was carefully examining my tomato plants looking for caterpillar tracks.
When I got run over by a tank.
I hate my part time job as a leaf blower, the pay is terrible.
But if I was a gardener, I would be raking it in.
I was gardening when I saw I had left an empty patch.
So I put a rose bush there thinking 'Thistle do'
I used to have a job making furniture out of plants.
I'll tell you, it was no bed of roses.
I’m suffering a mole problem; he gives out confidential information to other
gardeners.
I have planted a Bay tree in my back garden.
I can't wait till it grows it's first window.
As I walked through the garden today I tripped and landed in the herb section. Surprisingly, I broke all of my ribs along with some fingers and both wrists. I guess I must have fallen on hard thymes.
I went to a 'bush n garden' convention the other day,
it was ridiculous I couldn't get a word in hedgeways.
My mate recently had a nasty accident with a lawnmower.
They had to do a com-post mortem.
I was doing the gardening this afternoon when a frog intentionally threw himself under my lawn-mower.
I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide.