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I came downstairs this morning to see that my curtains were drawn.
All the furniture was real though.
I never let my children watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins.
I got fined by the council today for letting my dog foul in the park.
He ran up and tackled a poodle from behind.
A man goes home to his wife and shows her his latest tattoo of a spreadsheet on his chest.
"You've really Excelled yourself this time!" she says.
Headline taken from the Peterborough Evening Telegraph:
"MPs call for jobs blow to be reversed"
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
or is it just one of Granny's myths?
I was reading through the ingredients for a fruit salad I'm making today and it said:
"Pineapples: five cubed."
I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many.
Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday.
They're due to be sentenced next week.
I missed my bus this morning.
I really shouldn't get so sentimental about public transport.
All the furniture was real though.
I never let my children watch big band performances on TV. Too much sax and violins.
I got fined by the council today for letting my dog foul in the park.
He ran up and tackled a poodle from behind.
A man goes home to his wife and shows her his latest tattoo of a spreadsheet on his chest.
"You've really Excelled yourself this time!" she says.
Headline taken from the Peterborough Evening Telegraph:
"MPs call for jobs blow to be reversed"
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
or is it just one of Granny's myths?
I was reading through the ingredients for a fruit salad I'm making today and it said:
"Pineapples: five cubed."
I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many.
Ten words, two commas, an exclamation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday.
They're due to be sentenced next week.
I missed my bus this morning.
I really shouldn't get so sentimental about public transport.
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