Do you have more or less sex the older you get?
And do you have more or less sex the older your kids get?
And explain your answers please :)
IMO the older kids get the harder it gets(wrong choice of word there!!)
The kids dont go to bed and just stay there, they roam the house at all hours getting snacks and drinks lol, and you cant get away with "We're just having a little lie in" or, and this was a classic " We're moving the bedroom furniture around ". Teenagers do NOT fall for that one!
gness - I meant it purely in a metaphorical sense - I have no doubt that your resemblence to a bicycle would be that you both are sleek, smooth, comfortable, fast when required, slow when not, and give hour upon hour of pleasure!
I always think age,number of kids etc shouldn't matter. If you want it you shall get it. There's plenty of ways to make time for it if its what you both want. Failing that there's a nifty high st store called Ann Summers!
"I have no doubt that your resemblence to a bicycle would be that you both are sleek, smooth, comfortable, fast when required, slow when not, and give hour upon hour of pleasure! "
I am just wondering if Andy is ex Oxford Uni - with a fetish for bicycles, or rather the saddles that have borne delicious young women on their tender leather. The fetish, I am led to believe, is called nerdism - (discovered, to much communal hilarity, at Uni, when two of my colleagues were made to chose randomly three words each from the massive Chambers Dictionary and then to be incorporated into their term papers respectively covering Philosophy and an IT course, both for resits).