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Yorkshire Folk
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet,
he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to
remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman:
"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller:
"Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman:
"No yer daft bugger, I want it chewin a bone!"
he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to
remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman:
"Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller:
"Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman:
"No yer daft bugger, I want it chewin a bone!"
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