A Yorkshire Treat

[keet007]

A Yorkshireman and his wife walked past a swanky
new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked... "Wonderful!"

Being the kind hearted Yorkshireman, he thought,

"What the hell, I'll treat her!"

...So they walked past again...

[maggiebee]

Sure he wasn't a Scotsman??

[Jemisa]

Loved it Kee, more please.

jem

[marval]

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"