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Sore Gums...
The Vicar just had all of his remaining teeth out and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 45 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this Way: 'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.
The third Sunday, I Accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...
And I just couldn't shut up.
'
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 45 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this Way: 'The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.
The third Sunday, I Accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...
And I just couldn't shut up.
'
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