Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical.
A few days later the doctor 'phones and says
"Paddy, you've got sugar diabetes."
Paddy says, "Nice one, when do I fight him?"
A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD.
Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that's when it all kicked off!
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey.
But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about.