Interesting Offers

[Barmaid]

I've just received an email regarding home insurance. One of the items it describes insurance for is "fine wines". Errr Hello? Clearly some people have more money than sense.

So how does that work then?

Me: hello Mr Insurance company, you know that crate of wine I insured with you last week?
Insurance company: Yes
Me: It seems to have disappeared.............

Any other stupid offers you've received?

(I will of course be monitoring this thread with a bottle of Tescos Finest........ ;))

[sunny-dave]

I do get a lot of PPI botox - could you help me sue them for wasting my time, BM?

I can pay in Zinfandel ... or Viognier ... or Beaujolais ... etc

[Barmaid]

Eccles, lovely! Thank you. Are you sure? I'll post an email address in a mo.

[sunny-dave]

I how I lurve the sweary word filter ... it's the dog's botox indeed :)

[Barmaid]

lol excel - you should have found a random lady to treat!

[Barmaid]

I think it's cos I used pointy brackets, Dave.

I am not sure you can really sue anyone for wasting your time. You might be able to get home on harrassment. I try and persuade people not to sue. It costs a shed load of money and heartache and very often you never get quite what you want.

[friedgreentomato]

Naked wines are very good - if you become and Angel with them and save a minimum of £20 a month you get 33% back on your purchase.

[excelsior-1]

well, hindsight is 20/20

i never thought of that at the time

[society]

Here's a throw-away email if you are interested - [email protected]

[Barmaid]

Oh I'm an Angel all the time....... ;)

Anyway, talking of offers, my grandad saw an add in the paper for garlic pills (or something) and decided to go off and get himself some. He arrived at the shop at it was all boarded up with brown paper. So he walked in and said "whats the matter mate, had the bailiffs in?". He had NO IDEA he was in the seediest sex shop in town.

[Barmaid]

thank you, Society, but I've just (after much searching and huffing and puffing) managed to get into this account

[email protected]

[ummmm]

Someone offered me a platform, once ...