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Larry...
Larry Is In Hospital . . . .... Who in the hell is Larry?
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Well Larry is the bloke who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a fifty quid note put on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a fifty quid note tattooed on his privates?
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow 50 quid anytime you want."
Larry is in the Royal London Hospital, Critical Care Unit, Room 19
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