Why Is There

[gness]

A Scottish gasman in my bathroom?

[tonyav]

Yes thanks psybbo.
punish him, gawd help him then.

[Tilly2]

It can't be my chappie, he's only just gone. There must be two of them.Heaven help us!

[cupid04]

Knock three times, twice on the pipe means go, go, yes, oh yes!

[gness]

No Tilly....he's muttering about the woman who made him take off his shoes and disinfected him...must be yours. ;-)

[gness]

Cupid....that's a dreadful song.....x

[Tilly2]

Do you understand Glaswegian then gness? I just kept nodding and smiling and going umm. It didn't seem to bother him.

[gness]

Nodding and smiling at him Tilly? You do know you have a date with him tonight don't you? Get the lippy on girl.;-)

Spent a long time in Corby Tilly.....nae problem hen.

[parkie]

Does he do tap dancing as well?

[gness]

He's flushed to the gills with tap dancing Parkie. x

[parkie]

I'm a bit confused gness. You don't usually complain about having workmen in your house, whatever their nationality.

[gness]

Complaining Parkie? Me? Never! Anyway...have you dug your wife up yet?

[tamborine]

Scots are best at filling holes

[tonyav]

Especially that pair tambo Ben Doon and Phil Mc Crevis.

[gness]

Tamborine!!!! You're never going to lower the tone of one of my threads are you? ;-)

[boxtops]

Tell him to keep his skean dhu to himself.

[gness]

Now Boxy...you know me and my love of sharp pointy things......his Skean Dhu was the first thing I grabbed. And a very nice Skean Dhu it is. ;-)

[parkie]

Sorry gness. Had to go out, (youth club night).
What's this about digging my wife up?

[gness]

Oh Lord...am I getting confused...thought you buried her in the garden.....No???

[parkie]

No. But I do call her 'Treasure', because whenever anyone sees her they say, "blimey, where'd you dig her up?"
Joke-'onest injun.