Embarrasing Moments!

[Curious79]

Hiya not sure if this is the right bit. What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you? Funny stories most welcome! Thanks

[johnlambert]

Whilst serving in the army in Germany I was on exercise and desperate for a No2, so, when we parked up at the side of the road, I grabbed my trusty old entrenching tool (shovel to you civilian types), rifle and loo paper and headed off into the woods. Being the shy and retiring type, I went deep into the forest, found a convienient tree, which was surrounded by a bush well over my head height and dug myself a hole deep enough to bury my deposit.

Whilst squatting down and in the middle of my business, I heard the onimous sounds of "clip clop, clip clop" and EVERY school kid in West Germany (or so it seemed to me) was on horseback enjoying a nature trail. To make matters worse, their teacher was pointing out various points of interest ie big tree, pretty flowers, British soldier etc. They all waved to smiled to said stuff like "Gutten Tag", "hello tommy" etc and they didnt appear as traumatised as I was.

Hope this helps Curious

[pauline lee]

Hello Curious

Only last year I walked half way round the capital of Santorini (one of the Greek Islands) with my gypsy skirt tucked into the back of my pants, until some kind lady rushed over and pulled it out for me. Pity the poor locals as I am in my 50's and not very slim!!!!

It was a good job I had some underwear on I suppose.