Experience.

[cupid04]

After years of experience a woman compiles a size rating chart..........
1 inch:You must be joking!
2inches: I can't even hold it properly.
3 inches: So unsatisfying.
4 inches: I've had bigger.
5 inches: Good, but not quite enough.
6inches: Just about right.
8inches: Mmmmm! perfect.
10inches: It's hurting my insides.
12inches: I'm totally destroyed.

So how do you rate your pizza?
I bet I know what you dirty lot were thinking!

[starone]

Tee-hee and how right you are!

[marval]

I wasn't thinking pizza lol

[excelsior-1]

Guilty as charged, here

[Jemisa]

What happened to 9" with a cheese crust?

Jem

[cupid04]

A bit pongy, lol!

[craft1948]

I love a calzone (folded in half)

[mrs.chappie]

Lol, lol and thrice lol. :o)