Opticians Advice

[vinginge]

I went to the opticians recently.

"Look Vin, you'll have to stop masturbating."
Why, is it sending me blind.", I replied.

"No, but it is upsetting all the other patients in the waiting room."

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Svejk]

I wouldn't want you coming in my shop.

[MadMen]

LOL - although I laughed more at Svejk's answer than the joke :D