Carpenter

[marval]

A carpenter must have been here. I saw dust.


The proctologist quit his job because it gave him tunnel vision.


When a snail loses its shell it looks sluggish.


The boy's guitar teacher helped him pluck up courage.


The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime.
Sometimes she got confused and called out, 'Get your choc isis here!'


He shared a can of beans with a girl and was immediately inflatulated.


1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making brief enquiries.


The astronomer quit his job to become a barber. Eclipse hair now.


Simultaneous management of elephants and walruses requires the ability to multitusk.

[excelsior-1]

good ones there, marval

[chrisgel]

pmsl @ multitusk

[starone]

Tee-hee, some good ones here marval.