The Carpenter

[marval]

The carpenter came round the other day.


He made the best entrance I have ever seen.

[tonyav]

That was plane to see, marval.

[marval]

Yes, I saw you answer tony.

[Old_Geezer]

Had you knocked him out previously ?

If so, I'd have thought that he'd have made a grand exit (ASAP).

[Svejk]

He'll still have his knockers.

[tonyav]

You have to becareful though, marval, They can be right chiselers.

[Svejk]

Hang on, tony.

[Captain2]

All hinges on whether he nailed it (as young folk say)

[tonyav]

It's ok I can handle it.

[Ellipsis]

Feeling chippy, Svejk?

[Svejk]

Ooer, time I varnished.

[vulcan42]

As a rule I don't join in these jokes but I think you're awl mad.

[marval]

I am going to file this joke

[Berniecuddles2]

marval youve always had a screw loose!

[Captain2]

Ah we don't have to put a closer on this do we?

[maggiebee]

Did he have a screw loose or was he just hammered?

[marval]

Careful Bernie, or I might have to punch you.

[cupid04]

I like this joke with knobs on...

[Captain2]

Will the last one out put t'wood in th'hole please

[marval]

Am trying to keep my G&T straight, think I need a spirit level.