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Noisy wind
What makes the passing of wind noisy?
When I make my lips the same shape as another part of my body and exhale air I whistle, however when air is expeled from the other area it sounds like an explosion, and why is it only men that can make the strange noises? do us blokes have an elasic band stuck up there?
And why does making that noise make men laugh like scholboys and ladies roll their eyes in an Victorian school mistress manner?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Re the laughing part, as the mechanics have already been explained ... maybe it is because it was funny when we were five but, like hearing the same joke eighteen million times, it is not funny as we have heard it before ! Strange how men seem to have that same reaction when we say we need our hair done !!!
joko,
Im far too much a gentleman to suggest that ladies make noises, I was a Medic in the British Army for 11 years so I am more than familiar with human biology, and i've been married not once or twice, but thrice, the current mrs L is aware that if any noises escape from hwer pret little bottom then, alas i'll be looking for mrs L no4