Pinch My N....!

Jemisa | 22:15 Thu 04th Apr 2013 | Jokes

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A woman tells the assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The young man explains that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special offer'.

Suddenly, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!"

The befuddled assistant runs away to get the shop manager. The manager goes to the lady and asks, "Madam what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it in the sale.

Once again, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!!

By now a huge crowd has gathered! In shock, the manager pleads, "Madam, why are you saying that?

In a huff, the woman says, "Because, I Like To Have My Nipples Pinched When I'm Getting Screwed!"

The crowd broke into applause and the lady's money was quickly refunded!