So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."
And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money at him. I said "Do you earn a living doing that?" He said "Yes, its my livelihood."
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said "You've been promoted." And I swerved. Then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again." and I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said "You're managing director." and I went into a tree. A policeman came up and said "What happened to you?" and I said "I careered off the road."
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
so I was playing a game of dart with Eric Bristow and he said "hey, why have you put super glue on one of my darts" I said "you just cant let it go can you"
Lol noth43 love tim vine not heard those, my fav is, saw my mate with black eye I said " what happened" he said " some one was throwing words at me begining with the letter t, I ducked those and avoided them but I never saw that coming"